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I.F.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:39 pm    Post subject: Re: I have now not washed my body..... Reply with quote

"Bobo The Chimp" <bobo@example.net> wrote in message
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On Sun, 18 Jun 2006 07:45:52 -0700, paul wrote:
Genome wrote:

[...]

I for one applaud your ecologically-correct lifestyle. Not saying I'd
want to sit next to you on a bus, but respect is due, nevertheless. :-)

If you go long enough, eventually all of the dirt dries out, and you stop
stinking.

Also, bathing makes you itch.

Cheers!
Rich^H^H^H^HBobo


Have a mud-wallow - all the mud dries out and flakes off taking the dirt and
stink with it.
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The Chimp
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:00 pm    Post subject: Re: I have now not washed my body..... Reply with quote

On Sun, 18 Jun 2006 07:45:52 -0700, paul wrote:
Quote:
Genome wrote:

[...]

I for one applaud your ecologically-correct lifestyle. Not saying I'd
want to sit next to you on a bus, but respect is due, nevertheless. Smile

If you go long enough, eventually all of the dirt dries out, and you stop
stinking.

Also, bathing makes you itch.

Cheers!
Rich^H^H^H^HBobo
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The Chimp
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: I have now not washed my body..... Reply with quote

On Sun, 18 Jun 2006 13:46:50 +0000, ian field wrote:
Quote:
"Genome" <mrspamizgood@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message

For Six months.

OK, so the hair on my head needs a bit of a comb in the morning before it
looks not like something in one of those adverts on the TV and I might do
Santa next Christmas. However this might be my last chance to grow some.

I do brush my teeth and wash my hands because, as a smoker and alcoholic,
my gob spends all of its time tasting like s**t and i may have become a
bit OCD over the hand thing but you have to interface with the other
people.

I'm surprised at the state of my arsehole.... not that I bent over and had
a look at it in the mirror. Like I thought there was something going wrong
when my crotch got painfull.

But then I had a scratch around it and discovered that some of the summer
time sweat had glued the lint from my shreddies to the hairs on either
side of my arse cheeks. Can you imagine..... anyway.

snip

If you light your farts it burns off the hairs round your butthole so dried
dangly bit don't cling on anymore.

If you squat to poo, you don't get klingons.

Or you could shave - it would be a lot less painful than burning yourself.

Also, it can be dangerous to burn farts without some kind of flame
interruptor, like pants - there's a chance you could have an explosive
mixture in you, and end up like Mr. Creosote. =:-O

Good Luck!
Rich^H^H^H^HBobo
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paul@burridge8333.fsbusin
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:45 pm    Post subject: Re: I have now not washed my body..... Reply with quote

Genome wrote:

[...]

I for one applaud your ecologically-correct lifestyle. Not saying I'd
want to sit next to you on a bus, but respect is due, nevertheless. Smile
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I.F.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:46 pm    Post subject: Re: I have now not washed my body..... Reply with quote

"Genome" <mrspamizgood@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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For Six months.

OK, so the hair on my head needs a bit of a comb in the morning before it
looks not like something in one of those adverts on the TV and I might do
Santa next Christmas. However this might be my last chance to grow some.

I do brush my teeth and wash my hands because, as a smoker and alcoholic,
my gob spends all of its time tasting like s**t and i may have become a
bit OCD over the hand thing but you have to interface with the other
people.

I'm surprised at the state of my arsehole.... not that I bent over and had
a look at it in the mirror. Like I thought there was something going wrong
when my crotch got painfull.

But then I had a scratch around it and discovered that some of the summer
time sweat had glued the lint from my shreddies to the hairs on either
side of my arse cheeks. Can you imagine..... anyway.

<snip>

If you light your farts it burns off the hairs round your butthole so dried
dangly bit don't cling on anymore.
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Jim Thompson
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:08 pm    Post subject: Re: I have now not washed my body..... Reply with quote

On Sat, 17 Jun 2006 20:01:09 GMT, "Genome" <mrspamizgood@yahoo.co.uk>
wrote:

Quote:
For Six months.

[snip]
I used to have feet that stank like that, now I have
artistically ingrained dirt.

[snip]

DNA

"artistically ingrained dirt" ?Smile Sno-o-o-o-ort! ROTFLMAO!


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Genome
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:01 pm    Post subject: I have now not washed my body..... Reply with quote

For Six months.

OK, so the hair on my head needs a bit of a comb in the morning before it
looks not like something in one of those adverts on the TV and I might do
Santa next Christmas. However this might be my last chance to grow some.

I do brush my teeth and wash my hands because, as a smoker and alcoholic, my
gob spends all of its time tasting like s**t and i may have become a bit OCD
over the hand thing but you have to interface with the other people.

I'm surprised at the state of my arsehole.... not that I bent over and had a
look at it in the mirror. Like I thought there was something going wrong
when my crotch got painfull.

But then I had a scratch around it and discovered that some of the summer
time sweat had glued the lint from my shreddies to the hairs on either side
of my arse cheeks. Can you imagine..... anyway.

Once I had scraped that off, and eaten it, businness resumed to normal.

I walk barefoot now and am very much aware about other people who wear
shoes.

They stink. I used to have feet that stank like that, now I have
artistically ingrained dirt.

I realise I might smell myself but in fact I don't unless I wear the same
clothes for at least four weeks and even then it's not as bad.

DNA
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